Christmas Gifts
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22 December, 2006 08:00
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Overall supervision of urbanization permits in Partido Popular municipalities in Spain.
PETER CARUANA:
Free evening classes in modesty, bountifulness, munificence and humility.
JOE BOSSANO:
A book on astrology and a telescope to help in YES/NO decisions.
JOE HOLIDAY:
A guide book on property sales and developments.
PROF. JOE GARCIA
Free lessons on how to stand for election as a non aligned candidate.
KEITH AZOPARDI & NICK CRUZ:
Political advance as the Dynamic Duo of Gibraltar.
PACO:
Twelve easy lessons on breeding horses.
WILLIE SERFATY:
YEAH! NO BUT NO BUT NO
TONY BLAIR:
A free air ticket to Gibraltar to learn the truth.
GOVERNOR FULTON:
A New Cap.
PETER HAIN:
A guide to Aids for his South African ANC mates.
MIGUEL ANGEL MORATINOS:
An invitation to talk to GIBRALTAR Pensioners.
ERNEST MONTADO:
A huge financial advance to write a book on patience, serenity and composure.
TO FELLOW GIBRALTARIANS:
Switch off the television to Political Party Broadcasts.
GIBRALTAR PROPERTY DEVELOPERS:
Lots of Land, free or otherwise.



