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Christmas Gifts
MARIANO RAJOY:
Overall supervision of urbanization permits in Partido Popular municipalities in Spain.

PETER CARUANA:
Free evening classes in modesty, bountifulness, munificence and humility.

JOE BOSSANO:
A book on astrology and a telescope to help in YES/NO decisions.

JOE HOLIDAY:
A guide book on property sales and developments.

PROF. JOE GARCIA
Free lessons on how to stand for election as a non aligned candidate.

KEITH AZOPARDI & NICK CRUZ:
Political advance as the Dynamic Duo of Gibraltar.

PACO:
Twelve easy lessons on breeding horses.

WILLIE SERFATY:
YEAH! NO BUT NO BUT NO

TONY BLAIR:
A free air ticket to Gibraltar to learn the truth.

GOVERNOR FULTON:
A New Cap.

PETER HAIN:
A guide to Aids for his South African ANC mates.

MIGUEL ANGEL MORATINOS:
An invitation to talk to GIBRALTAR Pensioners.

ERNEST MONTADO:
A huge financial advance to write a book on patience, serenity and composure.

TO FELLOW GIBRALTARIANS:
Switch off the television to Political Party Broadcasts.

GIBRALTAR PROPERTY DEVELOPERS:
Lots of Land, free or otherwise.

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